WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD
can we just start a movement where we go to male politicians events and we ask them sexist questions like “if you are elected who will take care of the kids” and “what designer are you wearing tonight” “do you think that your stunted and constipated male emotions will affect your decision making”
okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
but seriously though i’m sick and tired of those masterposts that are like “here! A reference site on Greek mythology for all your needs! Look it has all fifteen Greek gods on it!” And I’m like. tHERE WERE LIKE HUNDREDS OF FIGURES IN MYTHOLOGY YOUR CRAPPY HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL BIBLIOGRAPHY SITE MEANS NOTHING TO ME
if you want a basic outline of Greek mythology okay sure fine??? but like. if you want an extensive fucking reference site you are looking in the wrong goddamn places
as a self-declared greek mythology snob my reference site is fucking always this fucker right here. almost every single figure ever mentioned in a Greek text is on it, it has the most obscure gods, spirits, nymphs— it’s GREAT. You really wanna extend your mythological knowledge past the basic 12 and like four others? USE THEOI. plus plus PLUS everything is cited so you can actually read the source material written about whoever it is you’re looking at.
fucking signal boost this. i’m so sick and tired of writer’s helpers blogs referring people to sites with as much information you would get from opening a third grade mythology book jesus chriiiiiist
Tired of using old receipts to mark the page you’re on?
Here are 10 wonderful bookmarks for the literary-lover.
9. Book Hook
Firstly how wonderful are people that add sources to things (this is the person I aspire to be but cannot be)
Secondly I have the finger pointy one and it only works on larger books so be aware if you are thinking of buying (saying that it is super cool)
The problems of writing
- Having a Beginning
- Having an Ending
- But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
- HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
- WHAT IS A PLOT
- WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
- WHAT IS WRITING
And most importantly:
- HOW DO I TITLE
the world needs feminism because UNDER AGED GIRLS are getting kicked out of their proms for wearing “revealing” dresses that cause ADULT MALE CHAPERONS to “lust” after them and nobody is doing anything about the ADULT MALE CHAPERONS who are lusting after UNDER AGED GIRLS
“Being a good writer is 3% talent and 97% not being distracted by the internet.”― the writer reblogs, being distracted by the internet (via coolification)
Landscape as a Witness to War by Marc Wilson
Along European coastline, unintentional monuments to past conflicts still stand. Built to keep foreign forces out during WWII.
These are just the tip of the iceberg.